Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Won't Shave Her Stash - LP Zoo

I am an Inca tern and do

Sport a very classy moustache

Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo.

And often this bird likes to flash

This feathered tuft just to say, "Hi."

I'm not sure what it's purpose is,

Other than humans to ask why.

They look at me and say, "Gee whiz,"

"Look at the 'stash' that's on that bird."

I guess I could sing them a song,

But I smile and don't say a word.

Humans are fun to string along.

Both he and she have "stash" to whirl.

I just happen to be a girl.