Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Outmenaced

Mr. Wilson was menaced much

By little Dennis, neighbor kid,

Who annoyed Mr. Wilson such,

He thought of ways and means to rid

Dennis from always showing up,

And causing Mr. Wilson woe.

A perfect plan came to mind, yup!

And the next time Dennis did show,

Dennis was invited to lunch.

For the roast, Dennis had to yearn,

So Mr. Wilson all did munch,

But began feeling some heartburn.

Mr. Wilson's heartburn caused by

Eating too fast the little guy.