Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Stu the Stork

My folks told me that Stu the Stork

Delivered me on my Birthday.

Found out on this, folks' tongues do fork,

But liked the idea anyway.

Figuring Stu the Stork has gone

To Stork heaven some time ago,

Sometimes in life I've called upon

Stu, as spirit animal, so

This deliverer of me might,

Whether I'm in joy or in strife,

Deliver to me good insight

On how to better live my life.

By the way, my kids asked me too.

They know about the Stork named Stu.