Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Zig Zag Papers

A brand of rolling papers, I

Am made with a motion process

That zigs and zags, so that is why

Zig Zag became my name, I guess.

So as to increase market span

My company did come up with

The campaign of the Zig Zag Man

Based on a tale, some truth, some myth.

In battle a soldier did roll

A cigarette on paper torn

From a musket cartridge, his goal -

Puff break, thus my promo was born.

When you roll me I do hope that

It's not while you're being shot at.