Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Scrooge McDuck

A feathered miser, Scrooge McDuck,

I'm cartooned as Scottish can be.

No one is tighter with a buck.

There's not too much spending by me.

Very rich my character is,

Moneymaker extraordinaire,

Amassed a fortune in big biz.

I am surely a zillionaire.

Donald Duck is my nephew who

Oft asks yours truly for a loan,

But I tell my lazy nephew

He's got to make it on his own.

Donald Duck's heir under my will,

But while he waits, I live on still.