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 His Heart Stopped Day

February 14th did be

The day St. Valentine did die.

For crimes, executed was he.

Where oh where do his remains lie?

In Ireland, Scotland, Rome and Spain

And other European sites,

Claim Valentine's remains remain,

Multiples claiming bragging rights.

Not deemed to be too saintlysome,

And due to Valentine's fogged past,

The Vatican has remained mum

On where its Saint may have been cast.

Wherever the Saint's remains is,

His name remains first for love biz.