Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Old Bachelors Beware

Tale of "Arsenic and Old Lace,"

Abby and Martha Brewster were

Spinster sisters of charm and grace

Who were on a mission for sure.

To lonely old bachelors, they

Would rent a room so as to bring

To each old guy during his stay

An end to his life suffering.

They'd commit murders by design.

To each bachelor they'd present

Arsenic in a glass of wine,

Then bury him in the basement.

The sisters at end of the tale

Were sent to live at Happydale.