Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Harvey

Elwood P. Dowd, a happy drunk,

Calls me his best buddy and friend,

Causing his family to thunk

That Elwood is nearing wit's end.

Often at the neighborhood bar

Elwood does seem to be alone.

But it's accepted that we are

Together though I am not shown.

Martinis the two of us sip

And talk about the two of us,

Enjoying an awesome friendship.

His family makes too much fuss.

Only certain people can see

The ten foot bunny that I be.