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 Calamity Jane

Martha Jane Cannary became

A legend of the wild, wild west,

And is better known by the name,

Calamity Jane - she possessed

As daredevil who liked to court

Calamity for pay and fun,

Not a very lady like sort

When fighting foe with knife and gun.

As wild as Wild Bill Hickok who

She's rumored to have been his wife.

With a meat cleaver she did do 

Chop on McCall who took Bill's life.

Age 51 on a train ride,

She caught pneumonia and she died.