Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Shear Madness - LP Zoo

A Sichuan takin, I do

Be covered in a golden fur

Here at home in Lincoln Park Zoo.

Keepers tell me the tale for sure

Of Jason and the Golden Fleece,

A treasure that made Jason, King.

I surely don't want to release

My fur coat for any such thing.

The keepers sometimes kid me that

Jason would like nothing more but

To come visit my habitat

With shears and give me a haircut.

So Jason, if you are out there,

I'm watching for you - so beware.