Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Smart Toilet

A smart toilet can soon be had,
Eight thousand bucks for discrete black.
Fully immersive says the ad,
Included in one relief pack.
As the user approaches it,
Selected music starts to play,
And ambient lighting is lit.
The outside lid opens away,
A warm cushy seat does await
For the user to sit upon.
The user can communicate
With Internet and get it on.

The ad says it's user hands free,
So hi tech wiping there must be.