Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Lordy - Buckle Up!

A preacher was driving his car
Down a country road late at night,
Driving badly and quite bizarre,
He came into a farmer's sight.
The preacher drove into a fence.
The farmer went up to the wreck,
Fearing the worst of consequence.
The preacher did a body check,
"The Lord was with me, I'm okay,"
The preacher told the farmer, who
Shook his head and had this to say,
With the good Lord's safety in view,

"You better let him ride with me,"
"Cuz riding with you - dead he'll be."