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Turtlely Ready - LP Zoo

In training at Lincoln Park Zoo,
This turtle's getting lean and mean.
I am getting ready to do
Run for the Zoo, twenty eighteen.
I know the odds are against me
Being able to win the race.
Nevertheless, I plan to be
Doing my best to win first place.
The Aesop's fable did prove that
In a race a turtle can win,
And as I plan to be first at
The race's end that I begin.

I'm sure that I can get it on.
Come check out this phenomenon.