Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Fred and Wilma - LP Zoo

Fred and Wilma, down on the Farm,
Pig siblings at Lincoln Park Zoo.
We ham it up with loads of charm,
Baconing to the guests, we do.
Bro Fred is the guy in the red.
Sis Wilma is the gal in gray.
Grunting when we are getting fed.
Pig chow is the Zoo pay pal way.
Sometimes guests confuse us for sheep,
Cuz we sport lots of curly hair.
When we hear this we do oink "Bleep,"
Cuz we're porkers extraordinaire.

The little red barn is where we
Will pig out in your company.