Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Spa Time - LP Zoo

The Lincoln Park Zoo is a lot
Like being pampered in a spa.
This pygmy hippo's skin has got
A tendency to get rubbed raw.
And so in soothing waters, I
Skinny dip so to moisturize.
A lot  of visitors come by
With "look at that stud" in their eyes.
And healthy skin does up the chance
That I'll exude more sex appeal,
And do better with my romance,
As my girlfriend knows how I feel.

A soak is sweet for this hippo.
I do like soft skin - doncha know!