Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Rhinoing in the Rain - LP Zoo

I am rhinoing in the rain,
Outside at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Splashing it up in puddle lane.
I love the drip drop, yes I do.
I watch my keepers watching me,
Getting my romp on video,
A robust rhino gal I be,
Don't mind at all sharing my show.
So watch me on the Facebook page.
In between my one and two kid,
Who says I have to act my age,
A wetter to do, and I did.

After all, it is hardly porn
To show a wet and sexy horn.