Sense Sonnet - Pumper

I Spider on Him

A jumping peacock spider, I
Am a girl looking for a mate
That has the genes in good supply
To make it worth a copulate.
His color scheme is a big deal,
Bright and vivid, each and all hue.
There's nothing like great sex appeal
Than him sporting a stud butt blue.
Colors are not enough alone.
He's got to do an awesome dance,
To show he's got rhythm and tone
To give our kids the best chance.

Mister Right or Wrong - tiz my say.
I'll prob'ly eat him either way.