Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Cut Short

Tiz said when Napoleon died,
A doc cut off his penis, and
Kept it as souvenir of pride.
Through time it passed from hand to hand,
Often placed on public display.
The wear and tear did take a toll.
Much of it did shrivel away,
Small in popularity poll.
Finally a urologist
From the U.S. acquired the thing,
In peace and quiet to exist,
Notwithstanding its severing.

Now in New Jersey wherefore art
Thee Napoleon bone apart!