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Snore Next Door - LP Zoo

Angus, the armadillo, here
Reporting from Lincoln Park Zoo.
I want to make it very clear
The rumors 'bout me are not true.
The possum who just recently
Moved in the habitat next door,
For some reason is mad at me,
I guess becuz of my loud snore.
And so this possum playing dead
Says that I am the one to blame,
For having such a noisy head.
A nasty neighbor - what a shame!

And so I curl up in my shell,
And keep on snoring loud as hell.