Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Playboy - LP Zoo

I'm King the rhino, 2 years old,
2000 pounds of sexy stud,
In Lincoln Park Zoo where I hold
Humans in awe, posing in mud.
Often posing with cutesy stuff,
The humans craft in paper bright.
If just paper - enough, enough.
But with treats to eat - then all right.
Since I came onto the Zoo scene,
Humans have watched me grow up great.
Read me in the Zoo magazine,
An article, hooves up I rate.

Yes, readers read what I'm about.
But girls - there's no center foldout.