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Flab Flub

Tiz on The View that pettiness
Is the dish that is oft dished out,
Stirring into a pool of cess,
Where chunky chicks do flail about.
The worst maybe, their joking bad
About the arts of a good nurse.
When some of the sponsors go mad,
Butts covered not to make it worse,
And "sorrys" spewed forth from their lips.
But they should have to pay the price -
Out the door with their ample hips.
Perhaps a fat farm would be nice.

Do a petty as petty do.
Do a big weight loss from The View.