Sense Sonnet - Acher

"Ball"ad of Tom Brady

Tom Brady's getting most blame for
The scandal of deflated balls.
Tom turned the NFL real sore,
The League could not snoop his phone calls,
So deemed Tom guilty more or less,
Of knowing that generally
Ball deflaters would likely guess
That's what Tom wanted - make it be.
If Tom added some humble air,
And asked the public to forgive,
Whatever "air"ors that were there,
Then football faith again could live.

Tom Brady 'fess up to it all.
Tom Brady won't you please play ball!