Sense Sonnet - Tickler

HillBillill and The Pest

"Bill - a bug is flying around -"
"Martin O'Malley mosquito,"
"And buzz is starting to abound"
"There is a 'rival' for my show."
"The thought does bring a good guffaw,"
"That such a twirp could dare to test"
"Me for Prez,you for first grandpa."
"So get out there and swat the pest,"
"Before a bite sucks any blood."
"I play dirty but must be seen"
"Being above throwing the mud."
"Just you will be seeing me mean."

"The next Prez should be a queen bee,"
"And that Prez is gonna bee me!