Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Deflate Gate

Scandal has hit the Super Bowl.
Footballs discovered deflate gate.
Patriots Nixon any role.
Impeachment will not be the fate.
Inappropriate touching of
The balls will be quite hard to show.
The Feds of course will have to gov
All future ball busts - doncha know!
Cuz N.F.L. is balless to
Grab any balls the owners play.
All the N.F.L. wants to do
Is let the ball thing blow away.

Unproved screw up N.F.L. calls.
Unforgettable touchdowned balls.