Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Bo and the Chew in Chief

The Prez sez to me, "Bo, I'm off"
"To China, cuz that's what I do,"
"To pollute my hot air to cough,"
"And have my nico gum to chew."
The Prez chews gum and makes a deal
To cut foul air at the same time.
U.S. coal thought it stunk for real.
China thought gum chewing the crime.
The punchlined Prez of global joke.
The Prez has run out of charmed luck,
Once in the tank media poke.
Two more long years - what the lame duck!

Media - leave the Prez alone.
Not like he's chewing on my bone.