Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Puma

This puma's sitting on a rock.
Two humans come walking below.
They don't notice me as they talk.
I feel ornery - doncha know!
So I growl to them, "Hello boys."
"Are you looking for a good time?"
"This older, knowing gal enjoys"
"Younger meat - call it kiddy crime."
They look at me and then each one
Do both take off in  frenzied dance.
One of them squeals while on the run,
"I think I'm gonna puma pants."

Human don't laugh like a puma?
Don't they got no sense of huma!