Sense Sonnet - Steamer

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Hey, I am a celebrity.
I am famous and I am rich.
I have my friends and family.
But still I have the need to bitch.
I draw attention. People bug
Me just so they can do their thing,
Miscasting my voice and my mug,
To make me oh so maddening.
But the more mad, the more I sell,
The more famous and richer I get.
Life for me would really be hell
If no one watched me get upset.

Leave show biz - oh I threaten to.
But not something I'd really do.