Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Bo and the Shutdown

My team of White House gofers - gone!
The Prez told me that it was cuz
The gov shutdown had shut upon
The Bo employees that once wuz.
Yeah - lazy gov workers can be.
That's why I needed a whole team.
Takes a bunch to take care of me.
I'm not as easy as I seem.
"Damaging and destructive," said
The Prez about the rhetoric.
Maybe he meant my mouth instead.
I let him know my bone to pick.

His fav golf bag - what did I do?
Right through the leather I did chew.