Sense Sonnet - Tickler

In the Beginning

Many of the pro gunnites say
Tiz a God given right to bear
Arms - cuz such is the divine way
To prove that God does really care.
But checking the whole bible out,
Mention of guns does not appear.
Must be an oversight, no doubt!
New bible printings need make clear
That God gave guns so that the Earth
Would have a better shot at sin.
Adam and Eve (for what it's worth)
Packed, after kicked out of Eden.

Genesis needs to be revised.
Guns deserve God's blessing - surprised!