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Yawn Coulter

Ann Coulter fibbed to help Romney.
John Stossel sniffed. He smelled big gov.
Coulter has books to sell, so she
'Twixt and 'tween giggles, professed love
For all the conservative stuff
Romney has promised he will do.
It's getting elected that's tough,
So Romney must tell tales not true.
But in Prez Romney we should trust
He'll lead us into a land right.
Romney boom from Obama bust,
A relit Reagan burning bright.

Popping the No Doz helps no more.
Ann Coulter is just such a bore.