Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Nice Suit

A guy shops to buy a new suit.
The salesman says, "Try this one on."
The guy agrees it is a beaut.
So the suit he proceeds to don.
But it is a horrible fit.
So the salesman says to the guy,
"Bend over at your waist a bit."
"And twist your legs in at the thigh."
"Hunch your shoulders, hands in your pants."
The salesman makes a selling score,
Giving the guy such song and dance.
The guy waddles out the shop door.

Passersby pity his deformed lot.
But what a nice fitting suit he's got!