Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Called Out to Follow

From time to time I've been called out
On a Forbes comment that I made.
A duel! I first thought about,
But that thought did begin to fade
When I did show up at high noon
With pistols ready for the fight,
But Forbes did always change its tune
And never showed - just 'tisn't right!
And now Forbes has a Follow Bar,
Luring me into who knows what.
Ahab followed Moby Dick thar,
And Ahab was a wacky nut.

Ahab followed Moby so well,
That Ahab ended up in hell.