Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Popchips

Popchips, a new kid on the block,
In the big bucks snack neighborhood,
Wanting a pitch that will really rock.
Bad publicity can be good.
So Ashton Kutcher comes to mind,
Actor who doesn't act so well,
But has a following that find
Him cuteishly bad - bad does sell.
So just let Ashton do his thing,
Corny and in bad taste - that's fine.
The Popchips brand will be popping
In mass minds - great for bottom line.

Use Kutcher to sell while he's hot,
Then dump him just before he's not.