Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Brutally Dutally

Michelle told me not to forget
While in Columbia to check
Vacations spots that she could jet,
With or without me - what the heck!
So since this summit trip is just
A mess, with Secret Service sex,
So the trip's not a total bust,
And doing what Michelle directs,
I sent the Secret Service to
Find the most expensive resort.
Just the best for Michelle would do.
The agents swore not to cavort.

I have not seen these agents since.
Sometimes my job is just so tense.