Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Listgate

The Feds have enjoined Santa Claus
From listing who's naughty or nice,
Charging this breaks federal laws -
An illegal profile device.
Santa Claus must cease kid listing,
Or face the full wrath of D.C.
All the alphabets insisting
In compliance, Santa must be.
The I.R.S., the E.P.A.,
The D.O.J., the F.B.I. -
All telling Santa to obey.
A Santa spokeself did reply,

"The Feds got Santa Claus real pissed."
"He's taking names for a hit list."