Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Union Boss

As union boss, I need to be
On top of all my union biz.
So Caribbean luxury
For boss only convention tiz
A time to party and to soak
Rank and file in sun of a beach,
Greasing and fleecing my flock folk,
Sucking up gimmes like a leech.
I need my union herd to think
That here at the resort I am,
While sipping my forty buck drink,
Practicing like I give a damn.

Thanks to my flock of rank and file,
Their dues do keep me in grand style.