Sense Sonnet - Chiller

High Tech High Check

Ah - the ways to alter the mind,
And so the grownups won't find out
Awesome orifice tricks to find.
Children are so clever - no doubt.
So here's what grownups need to do -
When the child is just newly born,
Insert an alarm chip into
The fat of the buttocks - don't scorn!
Said chip will sense illegal stuff,
Said child is attempting to take,
Setting off sirens loud enough
To summon cops for the child's sake.

It's for the children - doncha know?
To keep their little minds in tow.