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'Tis a Croc

In Australia, Obama got
Insurance against croc attack.
The Prez responded, "Thanks a lot."
"Something my health care law does lack."
Back at the White House, safe and sound,
Obama went out for a walk,
Strolling the Rose Garden around,
The Prez encountered a big croc.
And 'twas a repubbie reptile,
Who ate Obama munch by munch,
But spit him out after a while,
Not able to stomach lib lunch.

The First Lady did ask, of course,
Was croc insurance still in force?