Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Mailman Tail Ran

I am the postman who got caught
On camera taking a dump.
The only excuse that I've got,
Is night before chile did jump
From my bowel in rapid flow.
Propriety - no time or place.
I had no choice, I had to go.
It was an open, no shut case.
After making delivery,
I knew I was due for a wipe.
That yard was a good place to be.
The grass gave a first class butt swipe.

Being on the you know what list,
Gives going postal a new twist.