Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Civil Bore

The State of the Union Address,
More like watching high school prom night.
The President's speech was no guess.
The crowd was civil with no fight.
So coverage folks did resort
To comments on who was with who.
The combover conserv export
Next to red pantsuit from state blue.
Ratings on viewers were okay.
If civility does catch on,
Becoming this address's way.
Viewers tuning in may be gone.

Civility's fine - doncha know?
But makes for a very boring show.