Sense Sonnet - Tickler

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Politicians know about mud.
They use a bunch of it to throw
To try to hide all of the crud.
They do so that it will not show.
But all the mud that's thrown will not
Plug up and cover the oil spill.
To plug that leak will take a lot.
What have we got to use to fill?
We've got politicians galore.
Pump out their hot air and then sink
Them in the Gulf to be good for
Something at last. Whatdayathink?

Stuff politicians as spill cork.
Start with the ones fattest on pork.