Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Booze and Lose

Research suggests that alcohol
Drank by women are less at risk
For obesity, but do call
For moderate drinking. Tsk Tsk.
What if the studies really found
That alcoholic women are
Unlikely to become fat bound,
But do not want to go so far
As to suggest that women could
Weigh pounds less by drinking booze more.
That would sure do more harm than good,
Except biz at the liquor store.

Be an alcoholic on wine,
And keep a real skinny waistline!