Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Re-Resolve

I resolve to stop smoking cigs,
And to stop robbing groc'ry stores,
And to stop calling police - pigs,
And to stop making fun of whores.
I resolve to diet off pounds,
And ev'ry Sunday go to church,
And not talk trash that's out of bounds,
And ponder deep in my soul search.
I resolve to visit Mother,
And to take to the prison there
My new significant other,
'Cause it's good that family share.

Resolutions for two oh ten,
Might as well resolve 'em again.