Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Heads Up

A bunch of studies just came out,
That said that I am hurting you,
With spreading nasty germs about,
As you're beneath me and I spew.
The studies say that testing me
Is too costly to undertake,
And say that bleach turned out to be
Encouraging more germs to make.
So these studies did recommend
That you replace me all the time.
I spray pure tears - I can't pretend.
I'm being sold out - what a crime!

No matter what the studies said,
I am your faithful shower head.