Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Dental Do Bad

I got a toothache out of town,
So went to a dentist I found
In the yellow pages. His gown
Was dirty. His eyes bugged out round.
I should have left, but was in pain.
He gave me laughing gas to chill,
And dosed me up on novacaine.
I was in a dream state, until
The dufus dentist dropped a tool
Down my throat, and was unaware.
His nurse at least did keep her cool,
And fished the gizmo out of there.

Doc was high on his laughing gas.
He won't laugh when I sue his ass.