Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Witch Hunt

The town of Wells is looking for
A witch at eighty grand a year.
Applicants should not be mean or
Be allergic to cats or fear
Living inside a cave - by name
The Wookey Hole Cave which is known
Because of Harry Potter fame,
Where a bad witch was turned to stone.
A cackle and a sense of fun
And people skills to entertain.
Who knows - you might be just the one
To fill this pointed shoe domain.

This witch job is now for hire
'Cause I decided to retire.