Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Bong Bummer

I was trying to calm my cat,
Putting it in the bong box.
But Shadow made so much noise that
The cops busted in with no knocks.
I got charged with a bunch of stuff,
Pet cruelty just to name one.
Things for me have gotten real rough.
The whole world knows what I have done.
Somehow my mug shot made the Web,
Along with my name and address.
All of this made me a celeb,
Whose life is now in constant stress.

I'm as jittery as can be.
The fur freaks have a hit on me.