Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Pursuit of Hairyless

The bikini wax from Brazil
As a remover of crotch hair,
Makes the gross embarrassment nil,
Of roaming, protruding strands there.
But a few infections have caused
This procedure to be outlawed.
If lawmakers had only paused,
And left alone my private bod,
I would not have to skulk around
To find a waxer willing to
Illegally clear out my mound,
Charging a fortune to do so.

Waxing rights a sight that is wrong,
That hair sticking out of my thong.