Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Fan Alert

Enough's enough with stupid fans.
This guy just jumps into my space
To please his kid, I guess he plans.
So I lock my jaws into place
Upon his leg, and hopefully,
This will deter him and his sort
From invading my privacy.
Last year, my people took to Court
A drunk, who gave me a bear hug,
And when I growled my discontent,
He bit me me on my back - the thug.
A clear message needs to be sent.

Fans go ga ga over Gu Gu.
But pandas need their own space too.