Sense Sonnet - Tickler

The Great Beyond

Old friends, Melvin and Dave agree -
The first one dead will make a try
To reach the other if can be.
His heart stops - Mel's the first to die.
A month later, Dave gets a call.
It's Mel, "Dave - things are goin' great -"
"An eatin', sleepin', sexin' ball."
"Breakfast, then screw, then lunch, then mate."
"Next - take a nap, then hump away."
"Till dinner time, with bang desserts."
"Then beddie bye till same, next day."
"Heaven sounds perfect." Dave asserts.

"Heaven? Who the hell's in heaven?"
"I'm a stud bull in Wisconsin."